knock knock joke

I called the local union rep: "I just met with the principal, and he wants to suspend me 6 days!"
union: "Was it a meeting or a conference?"
me: "HUh? I don't know. We met in his office and he wants to suspend me 6 days!"
onion: "Well did he assign the days?"
me: " You mean the actual dates on a calendar? uh no."
onion: "Then we don't need to do anything until then."

postscript: If you don't file a grievance in three days, you never can,
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